NEW NEIGHBOR TO TAYLOR SWIFT: "... YOU'RE KINDA NOT WELCOME"
Recently, Taylor Swift bought a new house on the beach in Rhode Island. However, locals aren't digging their new famous neighbor.
After a crazed Taylor Swift fan decided to take a couple mile swim to Taylor's new pad at 2 in the morning (last week,) one of Taylor's neighbors decided to write to a letter to gripe.
"I want to remain completely anonymous, but as someone who lives where Taylor Swift just bought a summer home, it's already a circus. Apparently there has been a stalker scare so a section of the beach is roped off. We live here all year, pay taxes all year, to enjoy three months at the beach...and now that might be in jeopardy. I don't want to speak for everyone, but you're kinda not welcome."